KeepOnStreaking

Yay, i actually have a valentine this year. :) Life is good. Hopefully i'll have a pancake for pancake day. >:D

1)Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off. 2) Shake the person's hand when he/she enter the lift. 3) Congratulate all for being in the same lift with you. 4) Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your kleenex to other passengers. 5) Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!". 6) Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly. 7) Sell Girl Scout cookies. 8) On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency of the elevator. 9) Shave. 10) Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?" 11) O

I'm sorry that I bought you roses to tell you that I like you I'm sorry That I was raised with respect not to sleep with you when you were drunk I'm sorry That my body's not ripped enough to "satisfy" your wants I'm sorry that I open your car door, and pull out your chair like I was raised I'm sorry That I'm not cute enough to be "your guy" I'm sorry That I am actually nice; not a jerk I'm sorry I don't have a huge bank account to buy you expensive things I'm sorry I like to spend quality nights at home cuddling with you, instead of at a club I'm sorry I would rather make love to you then just screw you like some ran